kazidy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Effing Hail]

DUDE!!!!

dammit... why do people asume everyone has a 1 X 1 BILLION resolution screen-size... I'm running 1280 X 720, AND REMOVED THE NAVIGATION BAR, AND I STILL COULDN'T SEE THE FRIGGIN GAME!!!! I see this over and over again... WTH!!! I stopped playing 5 seconds in bacause of it, and all the bitchin' I hear about the timer, well I'm not gonna rant about that, BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA PLAY THE EFFING GAME BECAUSE OF THE SCREEN SIZE!!!!

[Ninja+]

horrible controls

interesting idea, I'll give you that, however debating the originality of it is something entirely different. The controls. OH god they sucked.. movement is fine, a bit too abrubt, when you jump anywhere near a wall he will wall-jump and that is not cool I want to jump straight up but he clinges to the walls.. I don't have to double tap he immedately wall-jumps... !?!??! the mouse cursor? damn near invisible, more than often it would move out of screen without notice and I'd click then the movement freezes and of course at a point where there are invisible spikes, miniature bats (almost invisible). I liked the idea but the controls are horrible!!! fix them!!!

[MagicPen2]

WHAT!!!

could you NOT have made the reset button space. More often when I wanted to blow some wind at the object I would accidentally hit space because IT'S THE MOST LOGICAL THING TO DO... Have you ever seen a game where space is the RESET button.. this feature ruined it completely for me. It's a natural thing to hold the wasd keys and space with your thumb... but reset should be more inaccesible than that so I won ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE BUTTON ALL THE TIME!!!
fix this and I might try it again!! I give you zero because it's not playable for this sole reason

[The Dragon and the Wizard]

interesting play

clearly aimed at a younger audience, but still, well programmed. Liked the idea that id you failed to get the difference, you would see a losing outcome. Made me wanna loose all the frames. Like the dual mouse touch, made spotting the differences easier. Suggesting playing without Hints. Makes it a bit more real-challenging. But again, guessing it's for the younger audience

[stickBrix]

so bad

Hate writing bad reviews, but more than ever there are crappy games out there than ever... and this is no exception. First, the screen shaking, and the background text makes it damn near impossible to see the ball, second, the ball only ever bounces at a 45 degree angle to the board, wich in some cases makes it impossible to hit some of the people. If you know ANYTHING about math, it's entrance angle equals to the exit angle... I don't know why there are so many retards giving these games ten when they only deserves like 3 or 4, and that's being generous. This game SUCKS, and it boggles the mind that you even released it as it is, which in my book makes you either, a bad programmer or a bad gametester, 'cause you obviously didn't test it thouroughly.

[Bumper Boat Battle]

BAD

you don't get full health after each level... WTF.. and basically, if you don't choose strength all over, you screwed.. BAD